Mindwipe

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Mindwipe is pretty boss, and from the top and sides, one of the nicest TF jets ever: no undercarriage fat at all in silhouette. The underside has the head on display (although it is an esoteric head, so it's not like you're looking at Spike Witwicky hanging under there) and a few mishmashed bits. But it's great to have a stealth TF jet that really is plausible as one. It's a slick-looking jet too, the swept wings and unique cockpit look great. I don't really love the TF writing on the wings, but it's not a dealbreaker. No gimmicks here, but it does have simple landing gear which folds up.

Transformation in the manual is an incoherent disastrous mess from step 2 (step 1 is "fold up landing gear"), and what they suggest is patently impossible without unplugging other stuff first. In fact, it took me 15 minutes to figure out what part WAS supposed to move first since it's a well-held plane. Once I got the idea, I ignored the hell out of the instructions, they kept on being obtuse when I'd check back to make sure I was getting near the toy's basics. Transformation once you get the concept isn't too difficult, but it moves stuff around more cleverly than it even seems. Folding up the torso is confusing thanks to the worthless instructions, the figure seems like it's done when it's not. This would be a slick deluxe transformation scheme, but as a voyager it somehow seems almost simple.

Bot mode is very cool, very themed, and very clean, no slop or waste. I like how the 2 sets of wings look, the tails fold together to become a backpack of sorts, it looks "fast". Then the shoulderpads have the main wings folded around in a close, nasty way that looks right. There are 2 gimmicks in bot mode, and neither feel particularly important. The first is folding the big wings back, it folds up 2 sets of little red feather things that are of no consequence, and when this happens it bends the wingtips in which actually is kinda nifty. The second gimmick is the spring-out knife under each forearm, this is boring for 2 reasons, you have to manually set them ahead of time, they aren't positioned for the spring clip via transformation; and they have like 30 degrees of travel, which is especially meh. They're alright knives, don't get me wrongo, but the spring action is a total flop - no drama. The look has some good detail but is bettter carried by the larger shapes, the sculpted details are ok but not fine enough to carry it by themselves. The head is unusual and a little bat-like (he's honestly cooler than the original character), the face has a visor with 2 tiny silver eyes near the bottom, it is a little hypnotizing :p. Colors added to the game are greenish silver, dark burnt red, and some translucent vibrant red.

Articulation is pretty good, although he lacks rotation below the elbow which with underhanded knives seemed like a must to me. The legs have no rotation below the hip which is odd, but there's a sweet subtle tilt hinge in the feet, and the shins have extra hinging for chicken-legged action, but that looks way silly so I don't really get why it's there, they don't seem to use it or need it. The head is ball-jointed, the neck hinged, the shoulders rotate and hinge out, upper bicep swivels, double-hinged elbows but range limited to around 90 degrees, wrists hinged for transformation, waist rotates, ratcheting ball-hinged hips, swivel upper thighs, hinge knees that go nearly 180, mid-thigh hinged on chicken-leg joint, ankle hinged, and ankle side-hinged.

Overall, I get the feeling this figure was designed as a Deluxe and scaled up, there's just something about the proportions, transformation, sculpted details, and articulation that seems like it was meant to be a boss deluxe. That said, it's a very keen figure on its own in this scale, a cool customer and a good-looking Decepticon, it just suffers from underwhelming gimmicks and horrible instructions.
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Every review of this guy so far has ignored one of the great selling points for me--his interaction with Skystalker. I'm a huge fan of characters pairing together, because it immediately gives them more context, to me. I've had Dirt Boss hanging around with Long Haul for a while now simply because I love the huge guy/little buddy dynamic. Remember Ransack/Crumplezone?

I've even been thinking of Skystalker as Vorath!
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Onslaught Six wrote:Every review of this guy so far has ignored one of the great selling points for me--his interaction with Skystalker. I'm a huge fan of characters pairing together, because it immediately gives them more context, to me. I've had Dirt Boss hanging around with Long Haul for a while now simply because I love the huge guy/little buddy dynamic. Remember Ransack/Crumplezone?

I've even been thinking of Skystalker as Vorath!
I dunno, the main thing about the interaction is just that there isn't much to it. Skystalker pegs in and sits on top of Mindwipe. Woo. I don't know that it's supposed to look like anything in particular, because all I see is one stealth jet sitting on top of another. What the hell kind of stealth jet is Skystalker even supposed to *be* anyway? He's got no cockpit, just the eye, and a very strange shape overall.

I think I might put my thoughts on Mindwipe into proper review form here in a bit.
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BWprowl wrote: I don't know that it's supposed to look like anything in particular, because all I see is one stealth jet sitting on top of another.
So it's sorta like Cobra's old "Raven" jet? The main blackbird-esque stealth jet with a smaller one attached for no reason at all? Put that way, that's sorta cool.

Neither character's bio mentions that they're a team, either, do they? Given that the bios have been largely about how different characters interact lately, that's kind of surprising. You'd think at least a "Skystalker seeks to carry Scattorshot to his master, Mindwipe, for forcible reprogramming" or like that.
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138 Scourge wrote:
BWprowl wrote: I don't know that it's supposed to look like anything in particular, because all I see is one stealth jet sitting on top of another.
So it's sorta like Cobra's old "Raven" jet? The main blackbird-esque stealth jet with a smaller one attached for no reason at all? Put that way, that's sorta cool.

Neither character's bio mentions that they're a team, either, do they? Given that the bios have been largely about how different characters interact lately, that's kind of surprising. You'd think at least a "Skystalker seeks to carry Scattorshot to his master, Mindwipe, for forcible reprogramming" or like that.
Neither toy's instructions mention it either. It makes me wonder if there wasn't supposed to be more to it, like a Minicon-style gimmick unlock or something that got dropped, so they just disregarded the whole thing.
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Onslaught Six wrote:Every review of this guy so far has ignored one of the great selling points for me--his interaction with Skystalker. I'm a huge fan of characters pairing together, because it immediately gives them more context, to me. I've had Dirt Boss hanging around with Long Haul for a while now simply because I love the huge guy/little buddy dynamic. Remember Ransack/Crumplezone?

I've even been thinking of Skystalker as Vorath!
I'm not ignoring it, I just can't find Skystalker. Plus, seeing it at the conventions, it's not that amazing, it's just a drone plugged to the top of a stealth jet, there's no complex combination or as far as I know any bot mode interaction.

That's why I kept Crumplezone, despite my rather vast disappointment in the figure.

BWprowl wrote:I dunno, the main thing about the interaction is just that there isn't much to it. Skystalker pegs in and sits on top of Mindwipe. Woo. I don't know that it's supposed to look like anything in particular, because all I see is one stealth jet sitting on top of another. What the hell kind of stealth jet is Skystalker even supposed to *be* anyway? He's got no cockpit, just the eye, and a very strange shape overall.

I think I might put my thoughts on Mindwipe into proper review form here in a bit.
Skystalker is a UAV drone, no cockpit on them.

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BWprowl wrote: I don't know that it's supposed to look like anything in particular, because all I see is one stealth jet sitting on top of another.
So it's sorta like Cobra's old "Raven" jet? The main blackbird-esque stealth jet with a smaller one attached for no reason at all? Put that way, that's sorta cool.
No, I wish it was that cool. This is an F-117a style stealth jet with a UAV drone on its middle for no reason.
Neither character's bio mentions that they're a team, either, do they? Given that the bios have been largely about how different characters interact lately, that's kind of surprising. You'd think at least a "Skystalker seeks to carry Scattorshot to his master, Mindwipe, for forcible reprogramming" or like that.
I can't speak to Skystalker's bio, but Mindwipe's talks about how he controls the minds of other bots. It's vague as hell tho' in this context.
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I worked pretty hard to track down Skystalker last night. It's an ok scout, too much undercarriage stuff for my tastes to be totally satisfied though. As for interaction with Mindwipe, right now I'm not seeing how it helps Mindwipe at all. In alt mode, it makes no visual sense, it's a little fun that they link but it doesn't really have any logic to it. In bot mode, it comes off as a cross between sitting on the shoulder and being a ventriloquist's dummy. It's a nifty addition to Skystalker, but I don't see it adding much to Mindwipe.
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And suddenly, robot mode combination.

Dude taking the pictures can't transform Mindwipe's wings or tail section worth a damn, but the combination he's figured out works very well, I tried it myself. A word of advice: clipping the axes to Mindwipe's knees apparently flexes them so they don't clip onto Skystalker's arms so well afterwards, so you may want to forgo that step. I did.
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Those crazy Japanese, what will they think of next?

Also, Japanese people should take all photos of all Transformers forever. Mindwipe has never looked 'so good.'
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Onslaught Six wrote:Also, Japanese people should take all photos of all Transformers forever. Mindwipe has never looked 'so good.'
'Cept for all the mistransformed wing bits. It always kinda kills me when people miss fairly obvious steps in a toy's transformation.
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