Some people shouldn't have kids....

[Skywarp17]

So earlier today I was enjoying my second viewing of The Dark Knight, and noticed something not so much odd as flabbergasting.
I look down to the front row and this couple is sitting there WITH A STROLLER!!!!
Later on I saw that yes, they had indeed brought an INFANT CHILD into the movie.
"Hey, honey, let's bring our 1-2 year old baby to a movie about a psychotic killer clown. And hey, later on someone gets horribly disfigured and also gets a taste for murder! Oh, and it has 5.1 Dolby Surround Sound. You know, the kind where you can feel your lung tissue vibrate whenever something blows up, hot damn!"

Through either a miracle or heavily drugged milk, the child only wimpered once or twice, but dear lord, people....
Just when I thought my mind was all boggled out.....

[Prime_Wreck]

Well...at least they thought to bring the kid along. There are alot of people with kids these days who just don't seem to care that they have them, so they leave them unnatended, or throw them off on relatives.

[donosaur]

What if some junkie robbed them leaving the theater and shot them both to death, leaving the child an orphan suffering from the traumatic memories of being helpless before the murder of his or her parents, huh? What then??

[Skywarp17]

What if some junkie robbed them leaving the theater and shot them both the death, leaving the child an orphan suffering from the traumatic memories of being helpless before the murder of his or her parents, huh? What then??

Then he would become Zorro, and the circle would be complete!

[Gomess]

That kid's gonna grow up to become the guy from The Doom Comic.

"You are HUGE! That means you have HUGE GUTS!!"

[Onslaught Six]

"Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? Even if I personally stop this alien invasion, what kind of planet will we be leaving to our children? And our children's children, and...Oh, the humanity!

The humanity! My big gun is out of bullets! I can't believe it!"

[Gomess]

I don't get how people wonder whether that comic was ironic or not. That environmental-conscience bit just swung it 100% for me.

And the 'humorous' nicknames the staff give themselves.

[Misanthrope Prime]

That can't be worse than the 11 year old couple spooning in the seat behind me when I went to see Quarantine today. I was there with my "just friend" and even she wondered if the do-ragged rugrat was a better kisser than I.

[Onslaught Six]

I would have made out with my just-friend to let her find out.

Because I'm smooth like that.

And also I'm desperate and will try anything.

[Gomess]

Well, I gots me a new sig!