Mixmaster!

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Mixmaster!

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Alright, this is going to be a quicker one. I just opened him maybe an hour ago, so these are really initial thoughts.

Behicle Modo!
It's a mixing truck.

No, literally, that's pretty much all I have to say about this mode. I mean, it's a 'nice' mixing truck, but the mixer doesn't move due to transformation and it doesn't do much. It looks nice, will probably look cool in a Constructicon vehicle display, but that's all the more I have to say about it.

Robot Modo!
It's a robot.

Nah, I'm kidding. He's pretty good. He's got a 'lot' of articulation. His arms have waaay more joints than they need, but unlike, say, Cybertron Quickmix, they don't end up hindering him by not being able to accomplish the job that one could do. He's sculpted and posed so that he's kind of permanently lunging or hunching forward, in a way, but it's not horrible like Movie 1 Barricade is. He's got kibble, but it can 'definitely' fold away. Those huge ugly wheel chunks on his forearms are jointed so that they can hide behind his upper arms, which muchly improves the way the arms look. It's intended for his battle mode, but I like the way it improves the robot.

You know how you get some TF toys, transform them, and instantly go, "Okay, this was a Good Decision, this guy clearly rules," and then he totally does? That's what Mixmaster is. Within two seconds of finishing his transformation, I told 86 that he needs to nab him.

Problems? What problems? He's pretty much devoid of them. The only thing that annoys me is the cab front on his back. It...doesn't clip to anything. At all. It just sticks there and relies on the friction of its own joints to stay in place. You can also fold it around so the grille is up against his back, which looks better, but still isn't any more stable. In fact, I think that's how it's intended, because there's a spot on the hood that protrudes into what should be a square peg, and there's a slot on his back for it. But it doesn't stick out enough to actually peg...

That's where the misassembly comes in. According to the Wiki, he's got some misassembly problems. It's something with the panels that end up on his back. I honestly can't quite make out how they're saying he should be, so I can't honestly say if it's hindering the toy that much.

Okay, I discovered this but I'm too lazy to actually go back and try to make this have a coherent sequence of narrative. I was transforming Mixmaster so that his cannon ended up above his head, pointing forward, which looked nice, and properly Mixmastery. In doing this, you can indeed rotate the cab around and push the grille against his back. But when you transform Mixmaster the way the box photos and instructions show--with the cannon pointing upwards--then you can basically fold the empty cab end over his backpack. It 'still' doesn't click or tab into place or anything, but it's something.

Battle Modo!
These Wapanese puns are hard.

Alright, because the individual Constructicons can't form Devastator--and probably with good reason since most of them don't in the movie anyway--most of them ended up with half-assed Battle Modes. And then...a Mixmaster guy actually used his in the movie. Awesome! So now I have to try it.

...And after over *an hour* of trying, I gave up. It's a kibbly mess, the instructions don't make any sense, it's not intuitive, the kibble makes it suck, and if it's anything it's a crappy fan altmode that somehow made it to the toy. It has absolutely no redeeming qualities and it's not even worth trying.

Has the Imperial Magistrate reached a verdict?
But the robot mode is 'awesome,' still. He's articulated and fun, in that Movie aesthetic sort of way. He's a greebly construction robot monster, and that's why he's cool. If you're waffling on him, nab him. I like him so much I just might buy the repaint. Yes, just to have it.

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Having had a couple days to mull him over and around, he's still a really good toy, but he does have one more tiny flaw--and it might not even be universal. His arms are on giant swivelly joints, and for some reason they just weren't tight enough on mine to actually hold his arms up for any real length of time. The weight of all his kibble would force them down. Nothing a little tape on the joints couldn't fix--they pop right out. Odd little ones, too, if you nab him, you'll see what I mean.

Seriously, buy him. On sight.
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People spend so much time worrying about whether a figure is "mint" or not that they never stop to consider other flavours.
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Dude, the cab section totally locks into place on his back! That little teal tab that folds out of it? That pegs into an adjacent slot on the grey, hingey part on his back. Holds it up perfectly.

This guy's transformation drove me twenty minutes worth of nuts.
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BWprowl wrote:Dude, the cab section totally locks into place on his back! That little teal tab that folds out of it? That pegs into an adjacent slot on the grey, hingey part on his back. Holds it up perfectly.

This guy's transformation drove me twenty minutes worth of nuts.
Hrm. I don't have him with me, I'm at work, but I'll look into this.

You aren't putting him with the gun facing upwards, all cruddy like, are you? It looks way cooler above his head.
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How the hell do you get the gun to point forward without deconstructing the whole back assembly into a floppy, foldable mess?
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Fold the gun up like you do for his gun emplacement mode, and then fold all the panels up so it's over his head. It's hard to tell, but that's how I'm doing it in the pics I posted.
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O6, no mention of the small size of the truck at least?

And I didn't get a sense of why the bot was awesome in that review. To me, the photos look like a spindly nothing-bot, while the one I saw at Botcon looked like a pile of kibble attached to a small, vaguely-humanoid-shaped frame. The TFWiki picture of the robot looks like dookie to boot, as do your pics, there's nothing cohesively stating anything in any of those photos of the bot. So what am I missing, what are you not saying that you meant to when you said it was awesome?
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I...dunno. Maybe it's his Bonecrusheryness, sucking me in. Or maybe it's the fact that his head has a lot of personality, once you take it out of his body. The pics on the Wiki are stock crud--his head can come out of his body and actually look around and stuff, which gives him a lot more personality.

I dunno, it must be a personal taste thing--I've never had a problem with spindly alien robots to begin with, so his aesthetic isn't a problem for me. He's got a lot of colours, and he doesn't have any real debilitating problems aside from his kibble issues--which, admit it, we've come to expect from the Movie toys. The designs themselves are pretty much always kibbletastic, and so the toys must be too.

And I know my pics suck. :(
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I noticed the higher head you have, but I don't like how the chest and neck look that way. If I owned it though, that is how I'd have it, but it's certainly not enough to get me going. The neck on the Hasbro shot is lower but still higher than the one at Botcon that I photographed.

I just think this figure is stubby and small, like it's trying to prove it's bigger than it really is.

I guess I don't get the "awesome" from what you're saying, even in your explanation here it's like you dig these sorts of guys, but I don't see what you feel makes it a standout.
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Well, he doesn't break or anything. And he's relatively easy to transform into his robot mode--I was able to get it on my first run without much issue. It's more like he's not the same kind of broken, abandoned-gimmick figure that we've seen in the rest of ROTF. He's a better buy than Starscream or the cruddy Ironhide repaint looks, is the thing.

Among spindly kibbly robots, he's not exactly Oh Wow The Best One Ever. But he doesn't 'suck,' and I like his design and everything. And today I've been putting him in all kinds of grabby lungy poses, which he does 'really' well with those arms of his.
BWprowl wrote:The internet having this many different words to describe nerdy folks is akin to the whole eskimos/ice situation, I would presume.
People spend so much time worrying about whether a figure is "mint" or not that they never stop to consider other flavours.
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