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Shutup, I can drive just fine. Yes, I wrecked the car once and royally fucked up my axle. Yes, I knocked out a headlight while parking. Yes, I lost a gas cap. Yes, my mirror randomly got broken which I still say I had nothing to do with. Yes, I got a massive speeding ticket several months back. That does not mean I suck at driving.

In Soviet Russia, driving sucks at you.

I swear to god, someday I WILL use some kinda hang glider jetpack to get around the city. And/or fight crime. The fact that I already can fire shuriken made out of solid semen helps.

Misanthrope Prime wrote:I swear to god, someday I WILL use some kinda hang glider jetpack to get around the city. And/or fight crime. The fact that I already can fire shuriken made out of solid semen helps.

That sounds mind-bogglingly painful.

onslaught86 wrote:

Misanthrope Prime wrote:I swear to god, someday I WILL use some kinda hang glider jetpack to get around the city. And/or fight crime. The fact that I already can fire shuriken made out of solid semen helps.

That sounds mind-bogglingly painful.

If you replace "ming bogglingly" with "magically" and "painful" with "delicious", your body works around the pain due to fantasies of cereal.

Misanthrope Prime wrote:I swear to god, someday I WILL use some kinda hang glider jetpack to get around the city. And/or fight crime. The fact that I already can fire shuriken made out of solid semen helps.

That's why I'm going to stick to the trains when moving around the city...

It is like a Play-Doh Fun Factory from hell.....

Dom