Well we got flamed and I didn't even realize it

[Onslaught Six]

RiD2 was AWESOME. I put Deathsaurus on a motorway, and had MaxB fight Gigastorm!! Out-japwank THAT! (I probably could, now, actually)

You did. In RID2.

I think we were, though. I mean, you actually were 13 then, weren't you O6? But I seriously can't remember any of us indulging in real dipshittery. The worst spammers / arguers back then were Teh Quas and ATHF, so... he must have some seriously messed up standards (assuming it is Kal, or at least someone from Back Then).

Well, I joined in 2002, and I'm 19 now, so...Yes, actually, I would've been, eheheh. But nobody knew.

[onslaught86]

Holy crap, I DO remember Kal! I do! He kitbashed..something..and called it Rotorstorm, and I objected! And he RPG'd up some good times in the crusty Armada RPG. The one where I had Epic Clench, and O6 took issue at already having a Mini-Con named this. And there were Unicron mind control devices. And BundyRugby had Jetfire, mysteriously shadowing Cybertron! That was great fun. I still have a wee bit of it somewhere

Aww, man, I liked Kal. That's sucky, that is. He should come back and stop sucking. Why won't you stop, Kal? *tear*

And yes, RID2 was The Business. With Mega-Octane using a dimensional portal to summon himself, causing a rift in space-time and attracting the ire of dimensional guardian Dancougar. And the insane wankiness of Laser Ginrai. Plus Megabolt and Gigatron merging with Brave Max to create METROTITAN which was always in caps just 'cause. Meeemories, like the corner of my mind.

[Misanthrope Prime]

Three-quarter jeans, you know; those jeans that aren't QUITE trousers, but aren't QUITE shorts. They stop just under the knee. Fred Durst likes them. For some reason the idea of you pretending to be a wigger appealed to me; admit it, you've done it, haven't you?? I don't know ANY Slayer fan who hasn't made fun of Limp Bizkit.

If it escalates, we should get Shin AND Trinachron back, and send them and Scourge over there to post absolute irreverent passive-aggressive foolishness.

...Maybe not PASSIVE agressive. :3

I do love that we clearly didn't "start" this, either. That'd be like Georgia starting a war with Russia. Nope, one of our defectors has turned renegade! And hey, does no one else remember Kal, seriously...? He was around with BigMD, KDogg, maybe even Metrotitan...

ACTUALLY, Shin tracked me down on facebook and I told him to sign up here. Pretty freaky.

[Onslaught Six]

Holy crap, I DO remember Kal! I do! He kitbashed..something..and called it Rotorstorm, and I objected! And he RPG'd up some good times in the crusty Armada RPG. The one where I had Epic Clench, and O6 took issue at already having a Mini-Con named this. And there were Unicron mind control devices. And BundyRugby had Jetfire, mysteriously shadowing Cybertron! That was great fun. I still have a wee bit of it somewhere

Aww, man, I liked Kal. That's sucky, that is. He should come back and stop sucking. Why won't you stop, Kal? *tear*

I remember objecting to Clench. Had no idea Clench was an actual TF at the time, too, I thought he was your shitty fanchar. And that you were eventually going to reveal that Minicon Clench grows up to be Regular TF Clench.

Now that you mention that, I do remember Kal vaguely. Huh.

And yes, RID2 was The Business. With Mega-Octane using a dimensional portal to summon himself, causing a rift in space-time and attracting the ire of dimensional guardian Dancougar. And the insane wankiness of Laser Ginrai. Plus Megabolt and Gigatron merging with Brave Max to create METROTITAN which was always in caps just 'cause. Meeemories, like the corner of my mind.

And Onslaught Six the Horrible Fan Character had a spaceship full of Vehicons from a BM continuity and one was named Scavenger, and we already had like four Scavengers, so he dropped him into the ocean where he died, and then O6 had the Minicon weapons and he threw the Star Saber into a volcano. And everyone got on The Last Autobot and rode there.

And then there was MTMTE which failed horribly because I suck, but had great ideas like using Black Ox.

[Gomess]

Oh wow, yeah. Gigahand Megahand Metrotitan. That is so BOSS, it should be CANON. Did I come up with it?? Wow.

[Onslaught Six]

Well, I had Megabolt and I'm pretty sure 86 had Gigatron, so it was probably our collective ideas. I'm pretty sure Gigatron had control of Max for most of it, but Megabolt was using Max as his fortress in MTMTE, so who knows.

We should really do it all over again again. <.<

[Dominic]

I guess if you do not pay your "insurance" to la Cosa Nostallspark, this is what happens.

I like how he calls us out for not having any activity when we were only up for a day or so.

Calling the TF wiki non=partisan is a red=flag for laughs.

Ah well, at least he posted it publicly. A buddy of mine over at ICOM recall when half of that board's readers where 'Sparkers. This was back in the waning days of the board wars. But ICOM had lurkers from All-Spark reading their posts, just to see what they are up to.

If somebody wants to go through my MS page and find Black Zarak or Doctor Archeville, they might find this amusing. I can tell Zabgoth tonight, as he is buying a TF pack from me.

Of course, not every 'Sparker is bad. David Van Domelen is okay. Our own Sparky and ESRZ22 are good guys. Sipher and Troop are good enough writers.

Dom
-hopes those All-Nark Lurkers take the time to read my blog, cuz that next entry is gonna be a doozy.

[Sparky Prime]

Of course, not every 'Sparker is bad. David Van Domelen is okay. Our own Sparky and ESRZ22 are good guys. Sipher and Troop are good enough writers.

I'm not a member at the Allspark forums actually, but thanks!

Looks to me like Kal completely missed the point of CrossRook's post. I recall Allspark has gone offline a few times in the past and had to use refuge forums until the site was restored. Similarly, this forum is a refuge for those who posted at BWTF and CrossRook was getting the word out to those that'd be interested. Just because Kal has some bias toward BWTF, I don't see that as a reason to bash these forums like he did there.

[BWprowl]

I remember Kal too, and always thought he was pretty cool. That post does seem to fit his profile though, maybe he just got bitter over the years. He should still totally come back.

And Ai got killed by Black Convoy and came back as a robot that could combine with Fire Convoy, then got killed again, while Axer traveled through dimensions to assassinate Gigatron, and Mirage fell into some lava and came back as Mirage GT, while Nightcruz got eaten by Gigastorm and spent ages just sitting in his stomach.

[138 Scourge]

Of course, not every 'Sparker is bad. David Van Domelen is okay. Our own Sparky and ESRZ22 are good guys. Sipher and Troop are good enough writers.

I'm not a member at the Allspark forums actually, but thanks!
.

True fact: I found Sparky at TFW and PMed him being all like "Please come over here, it ain't a BWTF reunion board without ya" and Sparky was all "Okay, fine, jeez..."

Later, I found out that advertising other sites through PMs over there is ban-worthy. Woops!

Not every 'Sparker is bad, but the board overall...well, let's just say I've scoped it out and haven't bothered signing up.