Oh, lord, why are the images of a molested VHS thing getting in my head now?onslaught86 wrote:VHS. It had the cutest drawings of a happy video player with its cord wound, and a sad one being touched when it was hot.From a rice cooker, right?
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Dominic wrote: too many people likely would have enjoyed it as....well a house-elf gang-bang.
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Dammit, I was gonna say "Hey, that would fit in my sig just fine!" but then Scourge had to go and beat me to the joke! That's at least the second time he's done that recently. I need to step up my game, I'm being outclassed...onslaught86 wrote:...and a sad one being touched when it was hot.
Dude, you know I own that thing, right?Dom wrote:It beats the hell out of your old "Tai in the tub with TFs" pic.
Dom
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(Shrug) I have my moments...BWprowl wrote:Dammit, I was gonna say "Hey, that would fit in my sig just fine!" but then Scourge had to go and beat me to the joke! That's at least the second time he's done that recently. I need to step up my game, I'm being outclassed...onslaught86 wrote:...and a sad one being touched when it was hot.
If it helps any, you completely owned the "I like my TFs like my women" thing.
Also, you've got blue on you.
Dominic wrote: too many people likely would have enjoyed it as....well a house-elf gang-bang.
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I noticed. Looks like you and I just got chucked into categories based on our usernames. PROFILING!!
Of course, my first thought upon logging in and seeing your purple-ness was 'Did Scourge become some sort of Mod?'
Of course, my first thought upon logging in and seeing your purple-ness was 'Did Scourge become some sort of Mod?'

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Yes, and my lil' scooter with all the headlights is awesome...BWprowl wrote:I noticed. Looks like you and I just got chucked into categories based on our usernames. PROFILING!!
Of course, my first thought upon logging in and seeing your purple-ness was 'Did Scourge become some sort of Mod?'
I dunno for sure, but it looks like the Onslaughts and Skywarp aren't in my Decepticon category, and you seem to be the only blue one 'round here...
We're the masters of our respective factions! Yay, us!
Dominic wrote: too many people likely would have enjoyed it as....well a house-elf gang-bang.
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I still own the VHS player in question, and it's partially melted thanks to my mother falling asleep with a candle burning in front of it one night. Surprisingly, still works.
I wish Robot Heroes SFC looked more like the one peeping at AI.
I have one too! So wrong. And yet, so right.BWprowl wrote:Dude, you know I own that thing, right?
I wish Robot Heroes SFC looked more like the one peeping at AI.

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You should have covered it if it wasn't in use!onslaught86 wrote:I still own the VHS player in question, and it's partially melted thanks to my mother falling asleep with a candle burning in front of it one night. Surprisingly, still works.

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VHS players are surprisingly resilient to damage.onslaught86 wrote:I still own the VHS player in question, and it's partially melted thanks to my mother falling asleep with a candle burning in front of it one night. Surprisingly, still works.
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On the topic of VHS, 86 once had a conversation with me where he mentioned a "video player." Now, this is a cultural barrier, because I had 'no idea what this was.' It didn't occur to me, "Oh, VHS," because--at least in my household--we tended to refer to VHS as videotapes--or usually just tapes. It took him a good ten minutes to try and explain it to me, somehow.
"...A video player? What the hell?....What does it play?"
"Uhh. Videos?"
"What the hell do you mean, videos?"
Because clearly I was somehow thinking he meant video files on a computer. Damn you technology!
"...A video player? What the hell?....What does it play?"
"Uhh. Videos?"
"What the hell do you mean, videos?"
Because clearly I was somehow thinking he meant video files on a computer. Damn you technology!
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Don't fret, I would have been in the exact same predicament.Onslaught Six wrote:On the topic of VHS, 86 once had a conversation with me where he mentioned a "video player." Now, this is a cultural barrier, because I had 'no idea what this was.' It didn't occur to me, "Oh, VHS," because--at least in my household--we tended to refer to VHS as videotapes--or usually just tapes. It took him a good ten minutes to try and explain it to me, somehow.
"...A video player? What the hell?....What does it play?"
"Uhh. Videos?"
"What the hell do you mean, videos?"
Because clearly I was somehow thinking he meant video files on a computer. Damn you technology!
