What is with all the bladed weapons, they make no sense

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BWprowl wrote:
You know what might make more sense for melée weapons here that we never see enough of in the movies (or in TF in general, really)? Blunt force/concussive weapons, like hammers and clubs and the like. Smash a robot's bits in from the outside, and you don't need to worry about whether your sword can cut through him or not. Plus more TFs with hammers would be awesome.

(Seriously, why aren't there more of those in TF? Animated had Magnus's hammer and Snarlag's club, but those are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head).
I don't think the toy had it, but Stranglehold had the ol' ball-and-chain weapon in the comics. Bazooka and Guiledart's dino kibble looks enough like bludgeony weapons...and that's all I got offhand. And I'll admit it, all of those are kind of a stretch.
Dominic wrote:Skirmish weapons also have the advantage of not having to draw on a source for power/ammo.
If you go by "Reign of Starscream", neither do their ranged weapons.
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Wait for the wheely robot cyclops guys to show up, they'll show you exactly how electro whips work. (I think there were at least a couple enemies in Scott Pilgrim that did a similar attack.)
Yeah, I mean, I get how electro-whips would work on a flesh-and-blood opponent, sure. Whip it (good) around opponent's extremity, release charge, laugh. But on a robot? I dunno if I buy it.
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Didn't Prime do pretty much that exact thing to Demolishor? Don't remember if his wheels were messed up, but he certainly wasn't going anywhere.
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138 Scourge wrote:Didn't Prime do pretty much that exact thing to Demolishor? Don't remember if his wheels were messed up, but he certainly wasn't going anywhere.
Iunno, haven't seen the second movie... And if so, I'm not surprised, laws on depictions of violence in media are a mess anyway.
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Gomess wrote:Metal CAN cut metal. That's how we get metal. Presumably their blades are Made of Sterner Stuff than they are.

also: METALLIKATO =p
Harder metals can cut softer ones. Transformers in this universe travel across the galaxy in only their birthday suits, that's got to be strong skin.

138 Scourge wrote:I'm certainly not gonna be the guy that argues that things in the movieverse make impeccable sense, but in-context we've seen that the swords are pretty effective. Ask Sideways if using a bladed weapon on a robot only leaves a small cut in sheet metal.
I had forgotten about that scene, it pissed me off when I saw the film. The amount of force required to slice a regular car in half is enough to vaporize it, yet Sideswipe barely has to do anything to clean-cut Sideways in half.
You know what weapons are really kind of silly in the movieverse? Electro-whips. Like, what? So, you hit a dude with your whip, and his skin's made of metal, well, congrats, maybe you scuffed the paint, but since it's electric, you delivered an electric shock to the guy for the instant the whip was touching him. Yeah, Jolt, that's way better than a gun.
At least it's a melee weapon, and different. But yeah, kind of a silly, not-well-thought-out one.

annhell wrote:The way I see it, the movieverse has to portray melee weaponry in order to really have that "realistic" feel. It would make no tactical sense to only rely on ranged weapons and overlook close contact engagements.
True, close-quarters is necessary, but bladed weapons on metal beings isn't the way, it'd be like trying to stab someone wearing thick ceramic body armor with a cheap mexican switchblade, and even if you don't snap the blade right off, you'll need mountains of force to even hope to get any penetration into that armor.

Gomess wrote:That said, bladed weapons are inherently more visceral than firearms, so it's clear to me at least that the reason we have so many now is to make Transformers seem totally grown up and kewl. And, in all honesty, I'll take melée over firearms any day.
But it's not done in a grown up manner, they have the blades in the movieverse do the most unrealistic, over-the-top stuff of anything. Shooting energy weapons at each other in the cartoons even seemed to have some sense of strategy and honor, in the movies they just kinda smash together like angry children playing. "Grown up and extreme!" does seem to be the thinking, but grown ups don't generally run around in battle doing silly flips and spins and shooting every which way and then magically cutting enemies to smithereens.

Onslaught Six wrote:This is why I liked Energon and the Energon Weapons, they were very much implied (if not outright stated) to be 'made out of Energon,' which would give them an excuse to work. In fact, I think most, if not all, bladed weapons in G1 were implied to be made of Energon somehow.
Totally. And by making them out of Energon, it also gives them a limitation, the Transformers need to find more sources of energy to keep fighting, or they'll run out of weapons. And by being made of energy, it makes them potentially more viable against their metal enemies. It makes a ton more sense than the projectile weapons in movieverse, and nobody needs to even explain it, it's inherent in the concept.
Anyway, Movie Prime's swords and hooks and crap tend to have a glowy thing going on which makes me think they're actually heated or give off some kind of energy that makes them go through opponents. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's burn marks left wherever Prime punctures them. Also, Movie TFs aren't like regular TFs--they actually have all kinds of parts exposed and hanging out around them. (It's a poor design but I'm going to use it as justification anyway.) A bladed weapon might not necessarily split right into an opponent but it *could* lodge into vital gears and systems and grind shit to a halt.
In movie 1, I remember them talking up the blades on Prime as an homage to his electro-axe, but then when he engaged it, the orange glow wore off, like it was from the heat of transformation, not from internal energy. I don't remember if they changed that for m2 though.

The idea that a bladed weapon is needed to hit exposed systems seems a bit thin, they could use anything - a pipe, their hands, hell, even force their own panels to cut across them. The notion is hard to buy as a major explanation IMO.

Dominic wrote:Skirmish weapons also have the advantage of not having to draw on a source for power/ammo.
Except that these are robots, so their use requires drawing power on the robot themselves. The amount of force needed to put an axe through a tree is considerable, now imagine that wielding that axe against your robot foe.

BWprowl wrote:I was gonna say this too. It's the same reason Heat Hawks are allowed to work in the Gundam universe (wait, no it's not. Zakus never kill anything!). Prime's hooks, too, are more focused on tearing bits off, which would be an effective strategy.
I guess, but the movie is inconsistent about what it takes to change/repair parts. Bumblebee transforms from '70s Camaro to 2011 Camaro in the blink of an eye. But then he loses his legs and can't regenerate them. Yet only moments later at the end of the film, there he is on his legs again, repairs being completed with what materials and time, exactly?
You know what might make more sense for melée weapons here that we never see enough of in the movies (or in TF in general, really)? Blunt force/concussive weapons, like hammers and clubs and the like. Smash a robot's bits in from the outside, and you don't need to worry about whether your sword can cut through him or not. Plus more TFs with hammers would be awesome.

(Seriously, why aren't there more of those in TF? Animated had Magnus's hammer and Snarlag's club, but those are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head).
Well, they require a great deal of energy to hurl/swing with enough force to damage a similarly-strong opponent, so that's a limitation. Plus, I think the idea of a lot of robots just bonking each other on the head has a bit of unintentional comedy behind it. Still, a few berserker characters with bigger bodies to denote increased strength and energy storage running around with hammers and clubs would be keen.
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JediTricks wrote:Harder metals can cut softer ones. Transformers in this universe travel across the galaxy in only their birthday suits, that's got to be strong skin.
Yyyyeah... and their weapons are made of even *stronger* metal. I dunno how that's so unbelievable. =p Never thought I'd be defending anything about those boring movie fight scenes. =/
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The inconsistency about what it takes to damage a TF makes the use of various types of weapons harder to account for.

But, if we assume that all weapons use resources, the lower cost skirmish weapons would still make sense. Skirmish weapons would still have fewer complex parts and require less dedicated maintenance.
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JediTricks wrote:Harder metals can cut softer ones. Transformers in this universe travel across the galaxy in only their birthday suits, that's got to be strong skin.
Yyyyeah... and their weapons are made of even *stronger* metal. I dunno how that's so unbelievable. =p Never thought I'd be defending anything about those boring movie fight scenes. =/
So, they go around finding metals strong enough to pierce their bodies, but they don't make armor out of it or incorporate it into their own body panels? Also, finding a metal harder than one that can take the cold of space, heat of atmospheric entry, and impact of landing has got to be pretty unlikely.

Dominic wrote:The inconsistency about what it takes to damage a TF makes the use of various types of weapons harder to account for.

But, if we assume that all weapons use resources, the lower cost skirmish weapons would still make sense. Skirmish weapons would still have fewer complex parts and require less dedicated maintenance.
My point about melee weapons is that wielding them requires MORE resources, the robot carrying that axe will need to expend a considerable amount of energy to swing it, far more than the robot who merely aims a gun and pulls a trigger (which is true of fleshies already, but the blade issue is the one that doesn't scale up which is why I singled it out in the first place).
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JediTricks wrote:So, they go around finding metals strong enough to pierce their bodies, but they don't make armor out of it or incorporate it into their own body panels? Also, finding a metal harder than one that can take the cold of space, heat of atmospheric entry, and impact of landing has got to be pretty unlikely.
They probably wonder why we don't just give ourselves sharks' teeth and tigers' claws. Fictional science, yo. You can only reason it so far.
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I've seen in other fictional things knives that have blades that are "a molecule thick" making them sharp enough to slice through most anything. If you need reasoning for stuff like that, then use that one, I guess.
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Straight metal vs. metal is too narrow a comparison. Configuration needs to be considered which is the flaw in the argument agains melee weapons. A hammer, a sword and a piece of sheet metal are all made of steel. But sheet metal is thin and both the hammer and the two handed broad sword would damage it pretty heavily. Now, if they were used on the side of an aircraft carrier, which is also made of steel, they wouldn't do squat.
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138 Scourge wrote:I've seen in other fictional things knives that have blades that are "a molecule thick" making them sharp enough to slice through most anything. If you need reasoning for stuff like that, then use that one, I guess.
That one always makes me laugh, the thinner the blade, the more breakable it'll be, and at the least, it'll need more sharpening.
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