Some people shouldn't have kids....

[Onslaught Six]

I'm serious, I will. Anything.

[Gomess]

Would you let a girl Burning Hammer you?

[Onslaught Six]

Every single night. Pay attention to how that move works--her hand would have to specifically 'touch my crotch!' Crotch-touching! Can you believe that?!

Granted, her arm would later 'smash into it' (along with the neck/head injury, of course) but it's what comes before that counts.

[Misanthrope Prime]

I'm afraid of getting into a relationship with her because she really IS a sadomasochist. I'm not prepared for that, at least, not until I get into college.

[Onslaught Six]

I 'am' in college, and I'm *still* not prepared for that. It seems like it'd be fun on the surface, but when you really sit down and think of it, yeah...

[Misanthrope Prime]

See, I'm more worried about the cost of keeping leather, pleather and PVC clean than I am of potential injuries. I've already got expensive Transformer/Online Game/Music/Robotics hobbies, I can't be dropping $20 a bottle of leather stain remover to get vaginal juice and blood stains off my gimp mask!

[Onslaught Six]

There is so much wrong with that last sentence that I don't know where to begin.

I think I'm gonna go to bed.

[Gomess]

Move to change the board's name to TFchan.

[Dominic]

No.

Denied.

Absolutely denied.

Not a chance in hell. Do you hear me?

It is bad enough that this hobby has "Kissplay" and that "Energon" Arcee mold.

As for the kid in the movie house, that is pretty dreadful. Nothing wrong with a baby-sitter. I love kids, but there is no need to bring a lil 'un to a long and violent movie. Find a damned baby-sitter.

Dom

[Gomess]

I love making kids cry, but there is no need to bring a lil 'un to a long and violent movie.

Fix'd at risk of a ban.

*Has been in a silly mood ever since he realised the economy is preventing him getting work; it'd be fine if it was MY fault!*