the stupid ideas thread

[Onslaught Six]

Shattered Glass Onslaught Six enjoys talk radio, Hannah Montana, High School Musical, and recent Nickelodeon shows. He hates that "Japanimation shit" and thinks comic books are for children. Somehow he manages to continue enjoying TF in spite of this, but he's a BW toyhack. Which is funny because in Shattered Glass universe, BW was the line that killed everything and BM was the resurgence.

He also has short hair and wears polo shirts. Dear God, I want to punch this guy in the face already.

[CrossRook]

RookCross enjoys hip-hop, r&b and the occasional hair metal song. He hates Robots In Cognito with a passion and loathes that serious drama Transformers: The Death of Mojo the Dog. He also gets lots of ladies.

[Dominic]

Just popping in to note how much attention "Shattered Glass" seems to be getting here.

C'mon guys, there are other bad ideas.

Dom
-concedes "Shattered Glass" is appropriate here, but yeesh.

[138 Scourge]

Okay, screw it.

"Shattered Glass" me, 831 Cyclonus is way rich, somehow pulling this off by never having to work, ever. He could way afford to buy a Delorean, but chooses not too, as he'd rather drive an Escalade with rims. The hip-hop song "Down in there" makes him not crack up (Down in there, down in there, you all will make me regain my sanity...).

He's got long, flowing hair, listens almost exclusively to "classic" rock, stoner hippie music, and Nickelback. And, like CrossRook's double, he's like catnip for the ladies (and manages to not get 'em pregnant). He's also one of those fans that bitches about most any changes in TF style, thinks that the show should be graphic and bloody all the time, and thinks the Seacons are, in his words "wicked gay". They should way be repainted black, yo!

Also, he hates Silver-Age comics or anything that seems too "kiddie", opting instead to read lots of stuff by Mark Millar and Bendis.

Yeah, I'd punch the sumbitch, too. It'd be worth the likely matter/antimatter chain reaction.

"Shattered Glass" world is an antimatter universe, isn't it?

[Onslaught Six]

Just popping in to note how much attention "Shattered Glass" seems to be getting here.

C'mon guys, there are other bad ideas.

Dom
-concedes "Shattered Glass" is appropriate here, but yeesh.

It's not so much that Shattered Glass is such a horrible idea that we're repeatedly mocking it. It's more like a random TFV Tangent thread where we're now randomly posting Mirror Universe versions of ourselves for comedic value.

Hey, it's this, or the discussion where we describe our girlfriends/wives/etc. in toy terms. "Mine's got massive paint wear in bits, and is missing her panties! I wish."

[Misanthrope Prime]

Mine's got a lot of pop out blades and cyber key powered 'vagina dentata'.

[Onslaught Six]

See? Look what you made AU do!

[Misanthrope Prime]

See? Look what you made AU do!

It's better than what my Shattered Glass version would do.


To quote him, "Shit was SO cash".

[Dominic]

See? Look what you made AU do!

What? You made him do that!

Dom
-likely has a prudish "Shattered Glass" double who would be offended by the idea of a thread intended to mock overtly bad ideas.

[Onslaught Six]

What? You made him do that!

Dom
-likely has a prudish "Shattered Glass" double who would be offended by the idea of a thread intended to mock overtly bad ideas.

Shattered Glass Dom agrees with me that 'you' made him do it!