That's not fair, JT. Just ask yourself--what would Jesus do?JediTricks wrote:and he basically had to beg the teacher into giving him a pass there (which says nothing good about his teacher).
I don't think it's implied that actually using the Sun Harvester that it would actually literally destroy Earth, like, make it explode. (Although it's a Michael Bay movie so that's entirely possible.) But it *would* definitely do that to the sun and the Earth kind of needs that to exist, so either way I guess you're right.They weren't remotely clear in the film what he wanted to do with that energy, but they made it clear that by using the harvester he'd be destroying the planet.
I never said Alice was a good character. (Hell, honestly, my original argument revolved entirely around Grindor grabbing the car they had.)Onslaught Six wrote:They did it so well that one has to entirely discount it. Apparently they seeded Alice into that college BEFORE Sam gets there on the assumption that Sam actually will show up, and that he'd end up in her specific dorm, and that if he did end up in her dorm that he'd be interested in her, and that if he were interested in her that she could seduce him, and if he were interested and she seduced him that she'd be able to then extract the Cybertronian knowledge he had in his brain, although that of course also assumed that the Decepticons knew that AFTER Sam started packing for college that he'd end up being struck by the shard of the Allspark and that it'd affect him in that way, even though nobody actually knew the shard existed, so they must have been tracking him for revenge alone, but if they were able to find out so much about his plans they probably had a 'Con close enough to his personal life to have just killed him at any point before ROTF even started. And the Decepticons had to pull that all off while running and hiding from the Autobots and humans. What a stupid scenario. May as well chalk it up to an evil wizard.
I think I was going for a "SAM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE STORY" viewpoint. Maybe the "robot heaven" visions were injected by the writers, but Sam dying and miraculously being saved? All Michael Bay. (The fucking 'reverence' that Sam's death is given in ROTF compared to Prime's death is just fucking disrespectful. Sam gets a big thing with slow mo and melodramatic bullshit music. Prime gets a sword through his chest and fucking 'dropped' by army helicopters. Not set down, *dropped.*)I'm no expert on Bay films, having stomached only a few, but I cannot remember anything remotely like that in his previous films. He's more direct usually IMO, I suspect that was Ehren Kreuger or Orctzman (I can see it being Orci / Kurtzman based on some of the more ridiculous bullshit they crammed into the later portions of Hercules, Xena, and Alias).
He still has his Xbox in his room though. (Why do I know this?) Anyway, maybe that's what happened. It's hard to tell. (Man, are we really doing this? It's like half this thread has been pointing out what terrible people everyone in the films are.)They showed no sign of him having a job, and I don't remember the film showing that he hadn't sold a fraction of the crap he was selling, but even if that were the case, for all we know it was just as likely from his bar-mitzvah money and he sold his Nintendo and conned his neighbors.
It was the "opening up a black hole" thing that was important. (No, I don't know how being a Prime gives Optimus the ability to do that. Maybe the Matrix did it. Shut up.)So nobody else could pick up The Fallen except Optimus, then? That's not a better fix!I still don't know why since all Prime did was punch the shit out of him and Mortal Kombat Fatality him. (Although some of the adaptations take care of that nicely, like the ones where Prime 'opens up a black hole and throws The Fallen into it.')
Not really! I mean, he sees a get-money-quick scheme of "Oh, I'll abuse my superpowers to kick ass at wrestling!"The only difference is that Peter is willing to work for his money!o6 wrote:Incidentally, Peter's motivation for going to the wrestling match in the film is to get some cash so he can buy a car and impress the girl, which is pretty much Sam's whole motivation at the beginning of TF1!
One thing I go back and forth on is how the promoter stiffs Peter on the money, and *that's* Peter's motivation for not stopping the robber in the first place. His own little "Fuck you!" to the promoter. In other adaptations, his response is usually unrelated apathy--particularly the 90s cartoon; the cop is chasing the robber and Spidey's response is just, "Hey, I'm a wrestler, not a cop!" All, not my problem! Screw that! (In fact, now that I think about it--in any other version of the story, does Peter even find the guy who killed Uncle Ben? I seem to remember in the cartoon, it might not even be the same guy.)
It's amazing that once you put it under a little scrutiy, the Autobots as "heroic" characters is TOTALLY thrown out in the films. There is barely the most token amount of effort put in to try and make them seem like good guys. The collateral damage caused by the Autobots fighting the Decepticons is actually usually 'worse' than if the Autobots had just left the Decepticons alone. (Seriously, what was Demolishor doing in the beginning? Or Sideways, for that matter? Demolishor I could see, that dude was huge and in a populated area, but Sideways was just chilling on the side of the road.)Talk is cheap, we don't see the Autobots trying to contain the Decepticons' attacks away from the population in "Mission city", aside from Ironhide's flip which could have incinerated that woman for all he knew. And look at Optimus saving Sam from falling off that building, Sam is falling AFTER the chopper, Prime doesn't make any pretense to save the guys in the chopper that might have survived that shot NOR the people in the office buildings around there, he just goes after Sam and the Allspark, and the rest of the humans eat it in the face for all he cares. Hell, the Autobots don't even help fighting Blackout after Sam is out of the picture! And the little fighting Ironhide does with Blackout involves putting EVERYBODY at greater risk!
I guess so. MOVIE MAGIC!Evil wizardry, remember?
The idea of "Energon" and how it supposedly works in the Movie universe is just poorly defined and doesn't make any sense. Energy from the Allspark can kill a Transformer, but it can also bring them back to life somehow? Whatever. (Also, was that what happened to Sam? I thought he just came back to life. Maybe he didn't even die, he just went unconcious. Or did someone defib him?)Then again, unlike the Allspark, while it's reviving Optimus it also brings Sam back to life, and it's part of the power system for the Harvester, so it's not really consistently the same.
I had a thought! It's entirely possible that Alice actually is impersonating a girl Sam goes to school with. Sure, we know that there's a plot hole where Leo "discovers" something about Alice and is running off to tell Sam about it when he walks in on her attempted rape--but what he discovered was cut out. Maybe he found the body! Maybe the Decepticons sent Alice (whatever her/his Transformer name is) to infiltrate, and s/he did so by finding out what dorm Sam was supposed to be in, tracking down a girl also in the dorm, and killing her and taking her place. (It wouldn't be hard to find a standardly "hot" girl that was dorming near Sam; remember, Leo hacked the dorm files so that ALL the dorms around them were filled with hot girls.)Then how was she already situated in the exact right place well ahead of time when Sam arrives? It's a thought-hole.
Why am I justifying this? This is dumb.
I do like that Jazz interjects and tells Prime that they should save Bumblebee. I think you can kind of see it in Prime, too, that he wants to. He doesn't want to let his friend be tortured. But they can't risk it; stopping the Decepticons is too important. And he hopes that the humans will just come to their senses. It's stuff like *that* that makes me say the first movie is pretty decent. It's definitely got less problems than ROTF or DOTM, anyway. Sam's centrality to the film works 'in its favour' there, it really does. It's the sequels where things become dumb.Ouch, doesn't paint the Autobots in a very heroic light. You're right too, but it makes the Autobots' claims self-serving, they are nearly as bad as the Decepticons, they want to repair their world in their image. If not for Optimus Prime telling Sam to jam the Allspark into his chest to destroy it, the Autobots wouldn't have a shred of nobility about their actions in this situation -- they leave Bumblebee to twist in the wind, they barely give a shit about Jazz being torn in 2, they have no compunction about destroying the humans' property to enact their goals. Christ, that's depressing, I'm glad I'm at the end of my post finally, that makes me dislike these movies even more.
When John is hacking into the ATM:Sparky Prime wrote:His mom was placed in an insane asylum early in his life and he was in foster care. And he really doesn't show any signs of real training in T2 or T3. He just makes it up as they run away.John Connor explains early in T2 that his whole life has been his mother training him for the coming apocalypse in survival, defense, strategy, and so forth.
"Where's you learn how to do all this stuff, anyway?"
"From my mom. My real mom, I mean. She's a complete psycho. That's why she's up at Pescadero. It's a mental institute, OK? She tried to blow up a computer factory, but she got shot and arrested...She's a total loser."
Later in the film:
"I grew up in places like this, so I just thought that's how people lived - riding around in helicopters. Learning how to blow shit up."
Several times it's made clear that John was at least several years old when his mother was arrested. (In T2 he's explicitly ten, since it takes place ten years after T2, but he looks and acts way too old--maybe a byproduct of his upbringing.) I would think maybe he was seven or eight at the time she got arrested. Anyway, it's explicitly said that John was raised by Sarah to be the Future Leader Of Mankind and she taught him all kinds of shit, obviously hanging around with all kinds of outcast gun nuts and survivalists. (One has to wonder how that might affect the timeline, and probably/possibly explains why some things in Salvation appear different from the Future Scenes we see in T1 and T2.)
Hey, he used to blast Womprats in his T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters. Give the kid some credit.Luke couldn't have had much training from Obi-Wan. A few hours maybe? And that from what we saw was just with a lightsaber. Yet he handles himself well with a blaster in the Deathstar and later in an X-Wing to blow the thing up.
As someone who went to college, all they care about is cash. If you keep paying them, they don't give much of a damn whether you're good enough or not. The government flashes them a big cushy $500,000 or so grant to do whatever they want with, and all they have to do is string along one measly slacker douchebag? Sounds like a deal to me.He's not going to get $2000 for heirlooms that nobody wants. The college thing, as I previously said, they only mention that the government pays for it. Not that they got him in as well.
I don't see anything here that makes a clear statement as to Cybertron's habitability.Optimus Prime closing narration wrote:With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.
Optimus Prime talking to Sam Witwicky for the first time wrote:Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him...
As far as the Autobots are concerned, there's the handful of them out in space (there are seriously only shown about 15 Autobots in ALL the movies put together, as opposed to around eighty billion Decepticons), most of which are already with Prime on Earth and half of which die before the end of the series. There's no point in rebuilding Cybertron because they can't restore life to it without the Allspark (The Matrix is only ever shown reviving dead Transformers; it never creates new ones, unlike the Allspark) and Cybertron's just too damn big to bother restoring so a dozen Autobots can hang out on it...doing nothing.The same narration you quoted above wrote:With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet.
If there is indeed life still on Cybertron (I know you keep bringing up those lights in DOTM) then that's a big fucking plothole in DOTM; at the very least the first film makes it very clear that Cybertron is supposed to be uninhabitable or at least deserted due to a distinct 'lack of Transformers still alive.' In fact, it seems like at the end of the first film, Prime isn't even sure if there are any other Autobots in the entire Universe left alive.
Woah woah woah, we're NEVER told that. All we're ever told is that the Sun Harvesters are used to collect energy...somehow. The films never go into the details (surprise!) and it's only ever said that the Matrix of Leadership is used to turn the thing on. (Incidentally, how does Prime get it back for DOTM? He just kind of blows up the Sun Harvester with the Matrix still in it.)The primary function of the Sun Harvester is to recharge the Allspark right? And what did they want to use the Allspark for...?
Okay, I looked it up and apparently that's Comics Bullshit, which I THOUGHT we established we weren't using when talking about the movie canon--because obviously nobody involved with the films came up with that. Because if we were going to pull Movie Comics Stuff in, then we could just use Reign of Starscream to "prove" that Cybertron is still inhabited. (In fact, you probably almost could count it, since Starscream gets his tattoos in it...)
You know, I never thought about it but that's another really dumb plothole too. Sam's college is (supposedly Princeton but I don't think it's ever stated) supposed to be in Pennsylvania, but his parents are packing up the car when they leave their house in California...and then arrive in the same car at the college. Did they seriously just drive the whole way across the country? The film's plotline implies that that's all 'in the same day,' I'm pretty sure Sam is even wearing the same clothes when he leaves the house and later when he arrives at school. (Not sure about his parents, I didn't pay attention to what they were wearing.)Because Sam was still at his home on the other side of the country when he discovered the Allspark shard? The Decepticons would have had enough time to get Alice in place by the time he made it to his college.
But the Decepticons would be on Mars. They're there to get the Allspark, and later, to kill Decepticons.So you'd say the Autobots aren't heroic just because we (arguably) don't see them actively saving individuals? The Autobots are saving millions of individual lives on Earth by staying to defend it from threats like terrorism or the Decepticons. How is that different? And what reason would they have to stay to defend Mars? No one lives there for it to need defending.
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